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Maybe Man (Explicit)

AJR
2023-11-103:33 minSynced lyrics

"Maybe Man (Explicit)" is a song by AJR, released in 2023 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:33 long and contains 57 lines and 444 words.

Lyrics

0:00Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
0:04You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
0:07But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
0:10Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
0:14I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
0:17Then I could see the places I've been
0:20But then I would know that you're talkin' ****
0:24I don't want to know what my friends think
0:27Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
0:30I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
0:33But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
0:37I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
0:40I wish I could act in a show on TV
0:43'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
0:47I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
0:50But you won't believe me when I cry for real
0:53I wish that my brain would triple in size
0:57I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
1:00But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
1:03I don't wanna know the point of life
1:07In some other life I would be rich
1:10I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
1:13But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
1:17Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
1:20If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack
1:23I'd get invited to every frat
1:27But when you get old and your good days have passed
1:30You'll only want me when you're sad
1:33Wish I was a song your favorite one
1:36You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
1:40I would be there when your baby is born
1:43For two or three minutes then I'm gone
1:46I wish I was big as big as my house
1:50I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
1:53But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
1:56God I could really use him now
2:00I wish I was God I'd never trip up
2:03And if I did well so ******* what
2:06I could be cruel and break all your stuff
2:10Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
2:13But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
2:16'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
2:20And then you would die you'd love me to death
2:23I never know who the hell I am
2:29I wish I was me whoever that is
2:33I could just be and not give a ****
2:36Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
2:39'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
2:43Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
2:58One two pandemonium
3:06One two pandemonium
3:11Here I go again
3:15One two pandemonium
3:20Here I go again
3:23One two pandemonium
3:32One two
3:33Here I go again
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' ****
I don't want to know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes then I'm gone
I wish I was big as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God I could really use him now
I wish I was God I'd never trip up
And if I did well so ******* what
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me whoever that is
I could just be and not give a ****
Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
One two pandemonium
One two pandemonium
Here I go again
One two pandemonium
Here I go again
One two pandemonium
One two
Here I go again

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