I Drive Better Drunk
Afroman"I Drive Better Drunk" is a song by Afroman, released in 2004 in the Pop genre. The song is 5:40 long and contains 72 lines and 454 words.
0:30Don't grab my keys when the party's over
0:46I drive better drunk than you do sober
0:52I don't know what you've been told
0:54I've been drinkin since 12 years old
0:57Started in 1988
0:58Hangin at the liquor store real real late
1:02I drunk a swallow drunk a cup
1:05Drunk the bottle I threw up
1:07Over the years I learned to pace it
1:10Get kinda tipsy but not that wasted
1:12I like beer but I love malt liquor
1:15Cuz malt liquor get me drunk quicker
1:18Stop on the freeway take a whiz
1:20Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
1:23I drive better drunk than I do sober
1:25Cuz when I'm sober right
1:27I think I can make through the red light
1:29Go go go
1:31I hope I'm not dead right
1:32But when I'm drunk I know I can't
1:36So I ain't I drive like a saint
1:39Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
1:41I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk
1:49I dropped outta school in 9-0
1:55Became the world's greatest wino
2:05I drink at home I drink at work
2:12Ignore the boss he just a jerk
2:15I drink 1200 in the day
2:18Relax my nerve serve my yay'
2:20When my day go bad I always drink
2:23Calm down relax and think
2:25On weekdays we like to clown
2:28A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down
2:30On weekends that's when it's cool
2:32To drink a 40-ounce and act a fool
2:36Once I get into that zone
2:38I leave that beer and that liquor alone
2:41I can barely walk I can barely talk
2:43But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk
2:47I ran from the cops in the rain
3:00With my church shoes on
3:07I drove from Palmdale California to Compton
3:16Drunk two 40-ounces Old English 800 the club ended
3:20All the homies left me in the parkin lot toe' back
3:31Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
3:38Fell asleep on the 14
3:40Woke up on the 405
3:41Fell asleep on the 405
3:43Woke up on the 105
3:47Fell asleep on the 105
3:50Woke up in bed
3:52Call that uh autopilot
3:56But don't try that at home I got skills
4:00I am to liquor what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
4:06These crocs they're not your ordinary crocs
4:14You gotta grab them in the mandible
4:23We can't find no hotels man
4:27You know what I'm sayin
4:32So we might have to drive
4:46All day and all night
4:51I got some music
4:55So it's alright
5:06Repeat 4x
5:07All day and all night
5:17I got some music
5:24It's alright
5:27Make you feel good
5:30Rollin through the hood
5:32With your windows down
5:35Checkin out your sounds
5:38Just lend me a light
5:40No stress and strive baby
Don't grab my keys when the party's over I drive better drunk than you do sober I don't know what you've been told I've been drinkin since 12 years old Started in 1988 Hangin at the liquor store real real late I drunk a swallow drunk a cup Drunk the bottle I threw up Over the years I learned to pace it Get kinda tipsy but not that wasted I like beer but I love malt liquor Cuz malt liquor get me drunk quicker Stop on the freeway take a whiz Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz I drive better drunk than I do sober Cuz when I'm sober right I think I can make through the red light Go go go I hope I'm not dead right But when I'm drunk I know I can't So I ain't I drive like a saint Drinkin is a class I did not flunk I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk I dropped outta school in 9-0 Became the world's greatest wino I drink at home I drink at work Ignore the boss he just a jerk I drink 1200 in the day Relax my nerve serve my yay' When my day go bad I always drink Calm down relax and think On weekdays we like to clown A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down On weekends that's when it's cool To drink a 40-ounce and act a fool Once I get into that zone I leave that beer and that liquor alone I can barely walk I can barely talk But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk I ran from the cops in the rain With my church shoes on I drove from Palmdale California to Compton Drunk two 40-ounces Old English 800 the club ended All the homies left me in the parkin lot toe' back Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department Fell asleep on the 14 Woke up on the 405 Fell asleep on the 405 Woke up on the 105 Fell asleep on the 105 Woke up in bed Call that uh autopilot But don't try that at home I got skills I am to liquor what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators These crocs they're not your ordinary crocs You gotta grab them in the mandible We can't find no hotels man You know what I'm sayin So we might have to drive All day and all night I got some music So it's alright Repeat 4x All day and all night I got some music It's alright Make you feel good Rollin through the hood With your windows down Checkin out your sounds Just lend me a light No stress and strive baby
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