Think As You Drunk
Riley Green"Think As You Drunk" is a song by Riley Green, released in 2026 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:30 long and contains 42 lines and 376 words.
0:23Just who the hell do you think you are
0:27I pay the light bill in this bar
0:31Hey whatcha mean you gonna cut me off
0:35Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
0:39I got no idea who took my keys
0:42Or who put lipstick on my cheek
0:47I know I might come off whiskey bent
0:51You're probably thinking I'm three sheets to the wind
0:58I ain't as think as you drunk I am
1:02Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
1:06No I can't say my C B A's
1:09But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
1:14And I know I can't stand or sit
1:18But if I was hammered could I dance like this
1:21Might have a cold one in each hand
1:26But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
1:29Honey to be honest I've had me a few
1:34I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
1:37I mighta left my left boot at the bar
1:41You mighta seen me laying out in the yard
1:49But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
1:53Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
1:57No I can't say my C B As
2:01But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
2:06Yeah I know I can't stand or sit
2:09But if I was hammered could I dance like this
2:13Might have a cold one in each hand
2:17But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
2:27Well I mighta started drinking at noon
2:30But this honky tonk don't close till 2
2:40And I ain't as think as you drunk I am
2:44Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
2:48No I can't say my C B As
2:52But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
2:56And I know I can't stand for shit
3:00But if I was wasted could I dance like this
3:04Might have a cold one in each hand
3:08But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
3:12Might have a cold one in all three hands
3:16I ain't as think as you drunk I am
3:28May not be good as I once was
3:30But I'm as good once as I ever was
Just who the hell do you think you are I pay the light bill in this bar Hey whatcha mean you gonna cut me off Just shut up and give me that beer I bought I got no idea who took my keys Or who put lipstick on my cheek I know I might come off whiskey bent You're probably thinking I'm three sheets to the wind I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No I can't say my C B A's But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays And I know I can't stand or sit But if I was hammered could I dance like this Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Honey to be honest I've had me a few I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two I mighta left my left boot at the bar You mighta seen me laying out in the yard But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No I can't say my C B As But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays Yeah I know I can't stand or sit But if I was hammered could I dance like this Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Well I mighta started drinking at noon But this honky tonk don't close till 2 And I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No I can't say my C B As But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays And I know I can't stand for shit But if I was wasted could I dance like this Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Might have a cold one in all three hands I ain't as think as you drunk I am May not be good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was
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