Earl

Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce
Sent to earth to poke catholics in the a*s with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twist is sicker than mad cattle in fact I'm off
Six different liquors with a prince wig plastered on
Stop screaming b***h you shouldn't be that alarmed
That big lips was in the attic s with an addict's arm
Earl puts the a*s in assassin
And puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it up like fat black b***hes and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'd puke a piece and put it on a hook and f**king cast the s**t
I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class act s**t
How the f**k I fit an axe in a satchel
Slip capsules in her glass she dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled asking where her a*s go
In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
And go on suck it up but hurry I've got nuts to bust
And butts to f**k and ups to chuck
And sluts to f**king uppercut
Its of buttercup go ahead f**k with us
Without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother f**ked
Ask her for a couple bucks shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song invade her thong my d**k is having guts for lunch
As well as supper then I'll rummage through a ruptured cunt
Found the mustard f**king nosy neighbors know that something's up
Whatcha doing nothing much would shout some other stuff
Got to f**king bounce guess the bouncer's had enough of us
Get up off the pavement wipe the dirt and vomit off
D**e boys hating but them faggots is a lot of talk
Cottonsoft p***y them odd n***as is molotov cocktails
F**king toss one in your apartment dawg
Wolf gang we ain't barking naw
Try talking on a blog with your f**king arms cut off
Put on a carpet watch them get auctioned off
The ace'll tell shake's daughter we're sorry but papa's gone
B***h