Pissed (With Pie)
Chris Moyles, Ed Sheeran"Pissed (With Pie)" is a song by Chris Moyles, Ed Sheeran, released in 2012 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:11 long and contains 48 lines and 314 words.
0:05I wanna be drunk when I wake up
0:07I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock
0:10I wanna be smashed before the world wakes
0:12Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes
0:14No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all
0:24I wanna be drunk by this morning
0:26Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
0:29Schoefield windshield I'm not very sober
0:35I think I'll struggle to get through this song
0:43Cause I need some booze every once in a while
0:45Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle
0:48All dramas through lie detection mum f**ked a member of one direction
0:53Pass the larger let's stop the thinking and
0:55Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie with pie
1:01Maybe I'll stop drinking now
1:06Stop my drinking now
1:11Stop my drinking now
1:16Or maybe just one more
1:22Walking into work I am winning
1:24I wish this room would stop it's bloody spinning
1:26Another meeting they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting
1:32I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again
1:41And maybe other people like me
1:43You see the little stain below it really is pee
1:46Pant's are damper should be wearing pampers
1:53'Cos I just think I wet myself
2:00'Cos when it comes to the evening time
2:02I spill words when I'm downing the red wine
2:05I strike a cool pose in waitrose
2:07Chucked out by a guard with a large nose
2:10Try to hide it
2:11Try to fight it
2:12It's too late 'cause I think I sh*t myself with pie with pie
2:18Maybe I'll stop drinking now
2:23Stop my drinking now
2:28Stop my drinking now
2:32Or maybe just one more
2:39All by myself
2:42In a Mexican bar
2:43All by myself
2:46In casualty
2:48All by myself
2:51Outside of casualty
2:53All by myself
2:57Just drunk again
3:02Yes I'm drunk again
3:06Completely drunk again
3:11I think I need some sleep
I wanna be drunk when I wake up I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock I wanna be smashed before the world wakes Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all I wanna be drunk by this morning Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring Schoefield windshield I'm not very sober I think I'll struggle to get through this song Cause I need some booze every once in a while Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle All dramas through lie detection mum f**ked a member of one direction Pass the larger let's stop the thinking and Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie with pie Maybe I'll stop drinking now Stop my drinking now Stop my drinking now Or maybe just one more Walking into work I am winning I wish this room would stop it's bloody spinning Another meeting they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again And maybe other people like me You see the little stain below it really is pee Pant's are damper should be wearing pampers 'Cos I just think I wet myself 'Cos when it comes to the evening time I spill words when I'm downing the red wine I strike a cool pose in waitrose Chucked out by a guard with a large nose Try to hide it Try to fight it It's too late 'cause I think I sh*t myself with pie with pie Maybe I'll stop drinking now Stop my drinking now Stop my drinking now Or maybe just one more All by myself In a Mexican bar All by myself In casualty All by myself Outside of casualty All by myself Just drunk again Yes I'm drunk again Completely drunk again I think I need some sleep
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