It's Teavee Time!
The Original London Cast Recording"It's Teavee Time!" is a song by The Original London Cast Recording, released in 2013 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:21 long and contains 78 lines and 411 words.
Lyrics
0:00Hello hello hello welcome
0:03My name's doris teavee
0:05Ah cups on doilies please
0:08This is my husband norman
0:09What
0:10We have a prepared statement
0:14Oh welcome to you gentlemen
0:17And ladies of the press
0:19How wonderful to share this day with you
0:23You've traveled far and wide
0:25Don't be shy please come inside
0:28I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue
0:33The reason that you've gathered
0:35Is to meet my little boy
0:37The hero of the good old usa
0:41So
0:42Now have if you're all strapped in
0:45Let the press conference begin
0:49Little angel do you have something to say
0:57Bang
0:58Bang
0:59Futuristic rodeo
1:00See captain knuckleduster
1:01Hang em' on high
1:02Take your hard drive boot em' up
1:04For a cyber shoot em' up
1:05This is the life now die
1:12Oh mike is just high spirited
1:14That's what the doctor said
1:16He's just a mini version of my spouse
1:20What
1:21And they said it was a phase
1:23When he set the cat ablaze
1:26But the authorities request
1:29That little mike not leave the house
1:32And so we let him sit at the
1:34Computer day and night
1:36He's promised me that he
1:37Won't ever budge
1:39'Cause things went from bad to worse
1:43When he chloroformed that nurse
1:47Darling tell the people
1:49What you told the judge
1:54Hack
1:55Hack
1:55I sacked the wonka mainframe
1:57I'm captain knuckleduster
1:59I'm a super spy
2:00Cracked his password 'goldenstar'
2:01Never had to buy a bar
2:03This is the life now die
2:05It was just a childhood prank
2:07When he stole that german tank
2:08But we never wish that we had had a daughter
2:12Medication sets us free
2:13One for mike and two for me
2:16And at six I pour a shot of mommy water
2:26Well it has been a pleasure
2:29Having you inside our home
2:32To see he's just a little boy at play
2:36And though I break out in the sweats
2:38When we hide his cigarettes
2:41We've got him down to just two packs a day
2:46And now we'll go to wonka's
2:48Where he'll make some brand new friends
2:50I pray to god he fits in with the gang
2:54But if there is no tv
2:58It'll be like world war three
3:06But for now let him go out with a
3:08Bang
3:09Bang
3:09Been playing on for fifty hours
3:11Watch captain knuckleduster
3:12Make the losers cry
3:13You can bet for sure this kid'll win
3:15Mommy where's my ritalin
3:16This is the life now die
3:21Thanks for coming
Hello hello hello welcome My name's doris teavee Ah cups on doilies please This is my husband norman What We have a prepared statement Oh welcome to you gentlemen And ladies of the press How wonderful to share this day with you You've traveled far and wide Don't be shy please come inside I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue The reason that you've gathered Is to meet my little boy The hero of the good old usa So Now have if you're all strapped in Let the press conference begin Little angel do you have something to say Bang Bang Futuristic rodeo See captain knuckleduster Hang em' on high Take your hard drive boot em' up For a cyber shoot em' up This is the life now die Oh mike is just high spirited That's what the doctor said He's just a mini version of my spouse What And they said it was a phase When he set the cat ablaze But the authorities request That little mike not leave the house And so we let him sit at the Computer day and night He's promised me that he Won't ever budge 'Cause things went from bad to worse When he chloroformed that nurse Darling tell the people What you told the judge Hack Hack I sacked the wonka mainframe I'm captain knuckleduster I'm a super spy Cracked his password 'goldenstar' Never had to buy a bar This is the life now die It was just a childhood prank When he stole that german tank But we never wish that we had had a daughter Medication sets us free One for mike and two for me And at six I pour a shot of mommy water Well it has been a pleasure Having you inside our home To see he's just a little boy at play And though I break out in the sweats When we hide his cigarettes We've got him down to just two packs a day And now we'll go to wonka's Where he'll make some brand new friends I pray to god he fits in with the gang But if there is no tv It'll be like world war three But for now let him go out with a Bang Bang Been playing on for fifty hours Watch captain knuckleduster Make the losers cry You can bet for sure this kid'll win Mommy where's my ritalin This is the life now die Thanks for coming
Translation
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