Makin' Whoopee

Another bride  another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season  another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes  a lot of rice
The groom is nervous  he answers twice
It's really killin'
That he's so willin' to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well  you can't confess
She feels neglected  and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
Yet  she sits alone 'most every night
He doesn't phone  he doesn't write
He says he's busy but she says  "Is he "
He's makin' whoopee
Now  he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says  "You'll pay six to her"
He says  "Now Judge  suppose I fail "
Judge says  "Budge  right into jail"
You'd better keep her  I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
Yes yet  You'd better keep her
That I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee