The Heat Is On (Live From The Prince Edward Theatre, London / 2014)

The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are hotter than hell
One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
And since we're stuck here in hell
What's a soldier to do
The stink is making me choke
Turns out this war is a joke
Turns out the joke is on you
Ah Monsieur Chris Monsieur John
You've come to win Miss Saigon
You got it
I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir
I love you pal but your bulls**t
I've had up to here
The heat is on in Saigon
But 'til they tell us we're gone
I'm gonna buy you a girl
You can buy me a beer
It's showtime
From Hai Phong to the Mekong Delta
May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon Mimi
See my bikini it's just the right size
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs
Look from behind it'll knock out your eyes
I'll show you my special trophy of war
For a Marine I'll show more
You won't get up off the floor
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm reassigned
All that chickenshit sucks
Tonight I'm out of my mind not to mention ten bucks
If I'm your pin-up I'll melt all your brass
Stuck on your ball with a pin in my a*s
If you get me you will travel first class
I'll show you we will make magic cheri
You buy more tickets from me
The winner gets her for free
The meat is cheap in Saigon
I used to love getting stoned waking up with some w**e
I don't know why I went dead it's not fun anymore
All about someting fresh from the country untouched
Legs un-parted parts uncharted
Kim
I'm seventeen and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of these girls know much more what to say
But I know
I'm so much more than you see
A million dreams are in me
Good Jesus who is she
The Cong is tight'ning the noose
Is it a week or a day or
An hour that we got
Tonight could be our last shot got to put it to use
I got a fever babe and you're gonna catch it
I got an itch and baby you're gonna scratch it
Mimi Gigi Yvette or Yvonne
Gonna buy me a beer here's to you Miss Saigon
Yvonne infent Fifi Mimi Kim Gigi
Attention s'il vous plait
By popular demand
Miss Van Tranh
Is elected Miss Saigon
The heat is on in Saigon
How we get used to the smell
So let's get wasted get high and get laid
A good-bye party in hell
And now who wins my little pussycat
Number 66
You never