Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

Do you still go to raves
Do you think that Christ saves
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz
Are you hooked on a feeling are you
Hooked on gin-n-tonics
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on 'Phonics
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex
Did you like the movie Malcolm X
Or do you own a record by Stryper
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers
Were you born and raised in New Jersey
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi
Are you deaf
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be
Broken  Even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't sh*t;
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with
What your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from mash
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache
When you're at a get-together does everybody
Always ask
"Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask "
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats
Does she look pregnant although she's not
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve
Does he live under a bridge  scare kids
And kill squirrels
Does he do kegstands until he hurls
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't sh*t;
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with
What your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it; I think
I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last:
Hang out  blow your mind  have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way
Your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't sh*t;
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with
What your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out