Choctaw County Affair

Well life's been kind of Trippy down here in Mississippi
Since Cassie O'Grady disappeared
And me and my bob shaver been in all the newspapers
Every day for naught on a year
They say we got tangled in a love triangle
A fatal game of truth or dare
But the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient history
It's a Choctaw county affair
It's just a Choctaw county affair Choctaw county affair
Well people talking 'bout it everywhere Choctaw county affair
Well Cassie O'Grady was no southern lady
Despite all the media hype
They all loved to make her out like a sweet little devout
All-American cheerleader type
But her mind was cattywampus
She was greedy she was pompous
Strutting 'round with her nose in the air
She was a cold gold-digger tickling a hand trigger
It's a Choctaw county affair
It's just a Choctaw county affair Choctaw county affair
And now they say she's lying dead somewhere Choctaw county affair
Well I do not deny I wished Cassie would die
When she threatened us with blackmail
She said she had some information that would wreck my reputation
And land bobby back in jail
Now it's best to remember bobby shaver's got a temper
Like a buck-shot grizzly bear
But there's nobody there's no witness
So y'all go mind your business
It's a Choctaw county affair
It's just a Choctaw county affair Choctaw county affair
Oh you mess with bobby and you better beware Choctaw county affair yeah yeah-yeah
Hey yeah
Well the press went wild on the day of the trial
When they put us on the witness stand
They thought we'd turn on each other but soon they all discovered
We were live-or-die hand in hand
And that fancy DA from down Jackson way
Said he'd see us in the electric chair ha
But the foreman of the jury told me honey don't you worry
It's a Choctaw county affair yeah
Choctaw county affair
Yeah it's just a Choctaw county affair Choctaw county affair yeah
How would you know cause you weren't there Choctaw county affair
It's just a Choctaw county affair Choctaw county affair
Mmm yeah yeah Choctaw county affair