Palestine Texas

Frank who was swank  robbed a bank
With a tank for a prank
Sam who was glam  ran a scam
From Siam to Vietnam
Dean who was clean  had a scene
With the queen for a magazine
Joe wasn't slow but didn't know how to blow
All the dough from the show
Palestine  Texas  Palestine  Texas
Peter in a two seater for a heater
Had a thirty millimeter
Shecky worked blue for he knew
It was true he would not get his due
Ann knew the plan as she ran from a fan
With a man from the Klan
Phyllis would thrill us  then grill us
Then kill us with bacillus
Palestine  Texas  Palestine  Texas
Presidents come and presidents go
They rise like smoke  they fall like snow
Do you believe the things you say
Your lofty thoughts are filled with hay
What is this faith that you profess
That led to this colossal mess
When you awaken from this coma
You'll find you were in Oklahoma
When you crawl out of this self delusion
You're going to need a soul transfusion
This version of the world will not be here long
It is already gone  it is already gone
This version of the world will not be here long
It is already gone  it is already gone