The Big Bang Theory

Our whole universe was in a hot
Dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started
Wait The earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall we built the pyramids Math
Science history unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang
Hey
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time
Than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight
The dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died they froze their asses off
The oceans and Pangea see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will 'cause the stars to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward we won't be here
It won't be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that
It'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here they're catching deer
We're catching viruses
Religion or astronomy Descartes or
Deuteronomy it all started with the big bang
Music and mythology Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang