Big Ole Butt (Album Version)

Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)
I was at the mall  sippin on a milkshake
Playin the wall  takin a break
Admirin the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
Thats when I seen her
Her name was tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said  how you doin  my names big l
Don't ask me how I'm livin  cause  yo  I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin kind of foul
Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl
To make a long story short  I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin her and thankin her  chewin her and doin her
Layin like a king on sheets of satin
Thats what time it is  you know what's happenin
She had a big ole booty  I was doin my duty
I mean  yo  I admit that my girls a cutie
But tina was erotic  earls my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home  I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down  I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin
Tina got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
Tina got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
I went to the high school about three oclock
To try to catch a cutie ridin my jock
My homeboys jeep  the system blastin
Cold forty dogs  smilin and laughin
Girls all over  the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
Thats when I seen her
Her name was brenda
She had the kind of booty that Id always remember
I said to my man  stop the jeep
She's only senteen but  yo  don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl  yo  you look tired
Lets go get some rest  relax by the fire
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss  I have her a hug
I said to the girl  them young boys ain't nothin
You want to get freaky  let me kiss your belly button
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through  I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin  but
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out  I don't care who you are
I paid it no attention  I walked inside
Because brian had a nine and he was chillin in the ride
I walked in the place  everybody was lookin
And shrimp and steak wasnt the only thing cookin
I sat down to eat  ordered my food
I said to the waitress  I don't men to be rude
But Ill take you on a platter
She said  you got a girl  I said  it don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin hot pizza
What's your name  she said  my tag says lisa
I said  o k   you're smart and all that
But when you get off work  yo  Ill be back
She looked at me and said  make yourself clear
L  where we going  I said  right here
She looked kind of puzzled  I said  youll see
I pulled up at ten on the d o t
When she walked out the door  I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break a dawn
All over the restaurant  word is born
I heard somebody coughin  I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine oclock
I grabbed my pants  put on my kangol
Who did I see  oh  yo  it was brenda
Yo  she worked at red lobster but I didnt remember
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
See ya
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin you
See ya