Party In the CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)

I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some Third World place
And topple their regime
Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger
Everyone's so cloak and dagger
I'm feeling nervous  but I'm really kind of wishin'
For an undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs  my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tappin' the phones like  yeah
Shreddin' the files like  yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies
I gotta neutralize today
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA
I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list
Burn that microfilm  buddy  will you
I'd tell you why  but then I'd have to kill you
You need a quickie confession
We'll start a waterboarding session
No hurry on this South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sights
And my silencer was on
And my silencer was on
And another target's gone
Yeah  we got our black ops all over the world
From Kazakhstan to Bombay
Payin' the bribes like  yeah
Pluggin' the leaks like  yeah
Interrogating the scum of the Earth
We'll break 'em by the break of day
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA
Need a country destabilized
Look no further  we're your guys
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the FBI's
Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away
Stagin' a coup like  yeah
Brainwashin' moles like  yeah
We only torture the folks we don't like
You're probably gonna be okay
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA
Yeah  it's a party in the CIA