Cousin Randy (Album Version)

He'd disappear for years then one day he would just show
Dad would buy him shoes
Give him 50 dollars and he'd go
He talked about the good old days of war in Vietnam
Did two tours of duty with his new love heroin
You knew he'd be covicted before he was ever tried
Did his time in Chino then Folsom and Wayside
But every day was prison molested as a kid
Abused by his stepfather hard to believe the things he did
We call him cousin Randy
Couldn't get up in the morning couldn't get to sleep at night
Swore the room was full of demons
But nothin' was in our sight
No one was safe when Randy came out to play
He would leave you for dead and then just walk away
We call him cousin Randy
One time while at grandma's it was getting kind of late
Randy stayed outside 'cause his odor was so great
He walked out of the door
And I told him good night
He charged me grabbed my neck
And he started squeezing tight
Dad and Jim and grandpa jumped on to his back
He screamed what's so good about
It before he let up his attack
The next day while were swimming
He tried to drown my sister
Laughing as she struggled then he pulled her up and kissed her
We call him cousin Randy
To us he's just cousin Randy