The American Dream

Yes  yes  thank you for inviting me here for my final speech
Ladies and gentlemen
Homosexuals  lesbians  and transvestites
Allow me to introduce myself as the hungry hustler  afroman
I am th
Rican dream  even though the government tried
To experiment with me by placing me in the projects
I'm still the american dream  surrounded by drugs
Jeopardized my life by living around thu
Ut I'm still the american dream
Kicked outta palmdale high school because
I was considered a distraction to the educational process
I've traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system
And I'm still the american dream  entered juvenile hall as a tadpole;
Hopped outta prison as a bull frog  but I'm still th
Rican dream  the most rejected  disrespected
When I went for a job I was never selected
But I am still the american dream
And right about now  I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of
Some-timin  wishy-washy  two-faced  back-stabbin
Coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst
To persecute my character with such flagrant slanderousity
But I counter-attack by call
T constructive criticism  and all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation
And I am still the american dream
Amazing grace  how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me
I once was lost  but now I'm found; was blind  but now I see
Theres a lot of people out there who can identify with me  young la
Ght here  you may be a single teenaged mother  but you are
Still the american dream  the lady next to you  yes
Your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be  but you are still the
Can dream  young man  you may not be a baller  shot caller
With 20 inch blades on the impala  but you are still the american dream
Young man right here  you may have spent all your money on
A hood rat b**ch and didnt get no p**sy last night
But you are still the american dream
Yes sir  I am just like ham  I'm for the bla
N  the mexican  and even poor white  all human beings that have
No rights  so put down your past
Pick up your future
Follow me as we journey through the red sea
Cause I have been to the mount
Op  I've seen the promised land
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the underground category
My mind has been delivered
My spirit has been reinstated from the corporate worlds modern-day slaver
Ve been emancipated  free at last
Free at last  f**k a drug test
I'm fittin to roll some grass  love  peace  and afro grease  fro-ever  buccooocc
A-e-i-o-u  and sometimes w  cuz I'm high  cuz I'm high  cuz I'm high