The Evening News

Gas prices raises  the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising  so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
Verse 1
Welcome to the evening news  I thank you all for tuning in
Yes  I'm your host and your journalist  Chamillionaire  so let the news begin
Our helicopters out in the streets look at the screen  an' let's zoom it in
'Cause Cashis is live at the scene  hey Cashis how are you my friend
Got no time for no interviews （go-got no time for no interviews）
No time to trip don't be confused  cause this type of news depends on interviews
Got no time for no interviews （go-got no time for no interviews）
You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth
I saw a movie were George Bush had a bearded man on his squad
So much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him
No problem  Osama  Bin Laden  Been hidin'
So long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons
Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him
That's him  Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him
Rest in peace to Virgina Tech  too many innocent kids dyin'
Well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem
Now I would give you news about Katrina  but you know I can't talk about Katrina
'Cause everytime I talk about Katrina  they look at me like it's a misdemeanor
Anyways  there's way more important stuff that we can discuss
George Bush is playing golf  everybody hush  he's about to putt
Gas prices raises  the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising  so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
As the world keeps turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
As the world keeps on turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
This is your evening news
Verse 2
I know you take offense to certain words  I've heard worse  but I wouldn't blame ya'
They say he's a entertainer  don't worry about it  nevermind Kramer
The Crocodile Hunter got stung  and the lion turned on the lion tamer
We keep sending troops to Iraq  I figured that we must like danger
Little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun
If you a parent  then be a parent  get off the couch and go raise your son
Kobe just broke another record  today's game he hit 81
Now they saying he's number 1  but yesterday they all hated him
OJ was named innocent  he got no sentence  he's still alive
It's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die
Well  now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really high
But I'm not going to read that  'cause we all know that that's a lie
Gas prices raises  the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising  so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
Verse 3
We still haven't found Pac's killer  still haven't found Biggie's either
30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather
Snoop Dogg just got arrested  everyday he gets a new subpoena
Innocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle finger
Hip-Hop is sweeping the nation  but the contents seem so degrading
Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating
If you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station
Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings  Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating
Kanye just said WHAT  the president ain't got time for that
The White House is going to stay white even tho' we know Obama's black
9/11 was a calculation  and some would say it was a timed attack
He gave a speech on CNN  "They bombed us  now we're bombing back"
Where the heck is Osama at
I would love to talk about Katrina  but everytime I talk about Katrina
They look at me like it's a misdemeanor
Anyways  there's way more important stuff that we can discuss
N'SYNC makin' the band and Milli Vanilli have broken up
Gas prices raises  the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising  so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
As the world keeps turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
As the world keeps on turning slow （turning slow  turning slow）
This is your evening news
By kokololi99