The Fix

The fix is in
There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
The fix is in
Can't wait to see how it upsets 'em
Too many times we've been postally pipped
We've loaded the saddles
The mickeys are slipped
We're swapping the turf for the sand
And the surf and the sin
Cause the fix  the fix is in
The fix is in
The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in
The jockey is cocky and vicious
The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills
We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
And the Vino di Vici will flow
Like a river in spring
Now the fix  the fix is in
The fix is in
The snaps of the steward so candid
The fix is in
Yes  our pigeons have finally landed
The Donahue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls
We'll drink and we'll dance
'Til the end of our days
Cause it ain't left to chance
That we win
Cause the fix  the fix is in
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