I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Explicit)
Bloodhound Gang"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Explicit)" es una canción de Bloodhound Gang, 1996, Pop. La canción dura 3:42, 63 lines / 443 words.
Letra
0:01If your a** is a chinese restaurant
0:05I'll have the poo poo platter
0:08My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home class
0:13Later in the afternoon some jarheads
0:15In the locker room kicked my a**
0:19I said guys I'm like you
0:21I like monster trucks too
0:22Wanna see how many push ups I can do
0:26I just wish I was queer so I could get
0:28Chicks dig guys that are
0:31Queer guys that don't dig
0:34Chicks that don't dig guys like me
0:37See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
0:41But if I were handsome
0:42Just imagine how great it would be
0:46Incognito as gay though but not actually
0:48That way though pseudo homo phony
0:52Maybe it'sa stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
0:55But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
0:59Scoring with a super model would be easy
1:04Cause super model means voluptuous
1:05But is also is synonomous with super dumb
1:10Ya see I'd be a good listener so shed treat
1:12Me like a sister and soon I'd become
1:17That trusted friend that cares
1:18That rubs her back and braids her hair
1:20No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
1:23I wish I was queer so I could get
1:25Chicks dig guys that are
1:28Queer guys that don't dig
1:31Chicks that don't dig guys like me
1:35See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
1:38Doesn't matter what I'm packin in
1:40My denim it'swhat's in my genes
1:44The only smoked meat the only sausage
1:45I would eat is made by jimmy dean
1:50See I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline
1:53No I'm not princess di and I don't wanna be a queen
1:56I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
2:23Anyway if I were gay
2:24I'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis
2:29Hang out with my moms hair stylist
2:30His name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like this
2:35And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway
2:38And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet
2:42I wish I was queer so I could get
2:44Chicks dig guys that are
2:47Queer guys that don't dig
2:50Chicks dig guys that are
2:53Queer guys that don't dig
2:56Chicks dig guys that are
2:59Queer guys that don't dig
3:02Chicks that don't dig guys like me
3:06See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
3:11And I don't shave my heiny
3:14Don't shave my heiny
3:18See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
3:22And I don't shave my heiny
3:26Don't shave my heiny
3:30See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
3:35And I don't shave my heiny
3:38Don't shave my heiny
3:42See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
If your a** is a chinese restaurant I'll have the poo poo platter My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my a** I said guys I'm like you I like monster trucks too Wanna see how many push ups I can do I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome Just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually That way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it'sa stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause super model means voluptuous But is also is synonomous with super dumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so shed treat Me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares That rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin in My denim it'swhat's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by jimmy dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline No I'm not princess di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis Hang out with my moms hair stylist His name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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