Girl Least Likely To

How many times cause I been around
Recycled papers paving the ground
Well  she lives for the written world
And people come second  or possibly third
And there is no style  but I say well done
To the girl least likely to
Oh  deep in my heart
How I wish I was wrong
But deep in my heart  I know I am not
And there's enough gloom in her world
I'm see who
Without my contribution
So I sit  and I smile  and I say well done
To the girl least likely to
Page after page of sniping rage
An English singe or an American tinge
There's a publisher  she said
In the new year
It's never in this year
I do think this  but I can't admit it
To the girl least likely to
So one more song with no technique
One more song which seems all wrong
And oh  the news is bad again
See me as I am again
And the scales of justice sway one way
In the rooms of those least likely to
Oh  deep in my heart
How I want to be wrong
But the moods and the styles
Too frequently change
From twenty one to twenty five
From twenty five to twenty nine
And I sit  and I smile  and I say well done
To the girl least likely to
Oh  one more song about The Queen
Or standing around the shops with thieves
But somebody's got to make it  she screams
So why why can't it be me
But she would die if we heard her sing
From the heart
Which is hurt
So how many times will I shed a tear
And another stage of verse to cheer
When you shine in the public eye  my dear
Please remember these nights
When I sit and support with a dutiful smile
Because there's nothing I can say
So chucking  churning  and turning the knife
On everything except their own life
And a clock somewhere strikes midnight
And an explanation it drains me
If only there could be a way
There is a different mood all over the world
A different youth  unfamiliar views
And dearest  it could all be for you
So will you come down and I'll meet you
With no more poems
With nothing to hear
Oh darling  it's all for you
Darling  it's all for you
Oh darling  it's all for you
Oh darling  it's all for you