The Size I Wear

She was five foot two  'bout 95 pounds
She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John  that's the size I wear
In a neighborhood bar not too far from here
Me and old John  we were chugging some beers
Friday night about a half past ten
When a flock of secretaries came strutting in
The one in the front was a little too tall
The one in the back  she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle  as cute as could be
The one in the middle was looking at me
Yeah she was five foot two  'bout 95 pounds
She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John  that's the size I wear
I said  do you wanna dance   she said  yes I do
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend
He danced with this one and that one and this one again
A slow song came on  we were locked down tight
John said "hey buddy  you can't hog her all night"
Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care
Stand back John  that's the size I wear
She was five foot two  'bout 95 pounds
She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John  that's the size I wear
Now she was five foot two  'bout 95 pounds
She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John  that's the size I wear
Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care
Stand back John  that's the size I wear
Stand over there John  I'll be done in just a minute