Tulane

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
Back under the counter
Was the cream of the crop
Everything was clickin' and the
Business was good
'Til one day lo and behold an officer stood
Johnny jumped the counter but
He stumbled and fell
But tulane made it over
Johnny as he yelled
Go ahead on tulane
He can't catch up with you
Go tulane
He ain't man enough for you
Go tulane
Use all the speed you got
Go tulane
You know you need a lot
Go tulane
He's laggin' behind
Go 'head on tulane go head on
Go by your father's house and
Tell him business is slow
And see if he will loan us something
Soon as he hits the dough
Put the cat out in the hall and
Umple up the room
Go by doctor keller's
Tell him you swallowed some perfume
Tell him we need him quick
'Cause he may have to testify
That you been sick all day and
That's a perfect alibi
Go ahead on tulane he can't
Catch up with you
Go tulane he ain't man enough for you
Go tulane use all the speed you got
Go tulane you know you need a lot
Go tulane he's laggin' behind
Go 'head on tulane go head on
Go let danny drive in case
You run into the man
Back by the shop and git the
Stuff and hide it in the van
Go back by your father's get
The money for the bail
And bring it down and bail me
Out this rotten funky jail
We gotta get a lawyer in the
Click of politics
Somebody who can win the thing or
Get the thing fix
Go ahead on tulane he can't catch up with you
Go tulane he ain't man enough for you
Go tulane use all the speed you got
Go tulane you know you need a lot
Go tulane he's laggin' behind
Go 'head on tulane go head on
Go 'head on tulane
Go tulane
Go tulane
Go tulane
Go tulane
He's laggin' behind
Go 'head on tulane go head on