Inactive

I'm waking up in cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape  fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips  whoa
The TV's on  I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place  to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped space  but it's my place
I'm really inactive  I'm so inactive
I'm really inactive  highly inactive
My muscle's gone  I'm atrophied
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones  and just chillax
My nordictrack's collecting dust
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
This is it  the inertia
I can't get up  this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age  sad for my age
I could read my rib cage  here is my age
I'm really inactive  yes  quite inactive
I'm really inactive  not very active
Near comatose  no exercise
Don't tag my toe  I'm still alive
I'm giving up  my energy is shot
I'm never moving from this spot
Never move from this place  move from this place
I'll stay here in this place  right in this place
I'm really inactive  just so inactive
I'm really inactive  not so attractive