A Fine Romance (Alternate Take)

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
To mah toes dear
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po tah toes
Potatoes
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance this is a fine romance
A fine romance my good fellow
You take romance I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance my dear Duchess
Two old fogies we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
Fronce
I haven't got a chonce
Chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance my good woman
My strong aged in the wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like cactus plants
Oh boy
This is a fine romance