Stupid

No way no way no way no way
No way no way no way no way
Maybe his phone died on a long drive
Middle of nowhere
Stuck on the side of the road no service
No way he'd leave me on read for two weeks on purpose
Maybe he's busy picking flowers
'Cause he knows my birthday's next month how sweet
Or he's taking a shower
Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours
Surely his silence isn't him letting me go
And I know he can't read his watch
I bet that's why he didn't show I know
He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell valedictorian
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me he wouldn't do it
No way no way a boy's that stupid
What's there to not love?
I'm the whole package
I'm funny and kind and I sing
Plus I'm humble and most days attractive
So no text back must mean something terrible has happened
Surely his silence isn't him letting me go
So I check the local paper
Making sure his name ain't written in bold I know
He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell valedictorian
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me he wouldn't do it
No way no way a boy's that stupid
No way he wouldn't do it
No way a boy's that stupid
No way no way
No way no way
He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell valedictorian
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me he wouldn't do it
There's no damn way a boy's that stupid
No way no way no way no way
No way no way no way no way