That's How I Did 'Em

That’s How I Did Em - Big Daddy Kane (凯恩老爹)
Daddy Daddy tell me a story of how you took out that wack MC
No Daddy  tell them how you beat down that bootlegger
Daddy Daddy tell us a story
Heh heh  alright  alright  alright y'all OK
Come on y'all  crowd around Daddy now OK  C'mon
Y'all just sit there and listen
I'mma tell you about the MC
And I'mma tell you about the bootlegger  OK
Here we go children
It happened at a jam  some kid tried to sham on the program
So I had to silence the lamb and show him who I am
So I just set it off on my competitor
Freakin the funk as I hit em with crazy metaphors
Like back up off me Dukes  because you're trippin
You better dry your cranium off  cause your brain is slippin
You beatin me is somethin that I doubt
The only way you could bake Kane is workin in a crackhouse
No man alive can withstand the Kane flow
I kick so much flavor that my shoes look like a rainbow
You need a whole lot of practice  you thought that you was
On the money so I took you out like taxes
Now you can Flea Off  releasin me G  easy be
To keep the great MC
Then I throw em I lean and mean record to spark
So I can school that a** just like Joe Clark
Next I translated  my rap is more educated
And made it complicated for him to illustrate it
My dexterity  put him in fear of me
And had his mind bewildered by everything he was hearin see
That was enough to slow his whole train of thought down
So I just speeded the pace up more than enough for him to come around
I triple the words  when makin the rhymes  whatever the rhythm
Puttin his mind in a prison
And oh yeah  that's how I did em
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HEYYYYYYYY)
I was out flex  lookin cold sex in a Lex'
Sippin on a Beck's  pumpin the remix of Das EFX
Drive down 125th with my man
And what did I see  bein sold at the stand
A bunch of bootleg tapes that he had claim on it
So I snatched everything with my name on it
And give me that Kool G  Rap tape  and give me that Ice Cube
And all the Wu-Tang joints  cause they're my boys too
A man tryin to make a livin  I can't knock it
But now you tried to take money out of my pocket
Word to Miz  what the problem is  is that the kids
Didn't buy it from The Wiz  they bought your shaky fibs so
Now it's time to move him off the block
Pass me the Glock cause I might make a body rock
And I'll break down sixteen shots
That's One + Eight + Seven on a undercover
Bootlegger  you're worse than a beggar
Makin a fake profit  stop it
Cause I work hard for the money  to make cash flow
To have another come along and take my dough
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
So I just told my man  aiyyo
Throw the tapes in the Lexus
Then we burned his whole stand down just like Waco  Texas
And then I jumped on the brother  with rage
Crushed his ribcage  damn did he get slayed
Cause I don't think he even know whatever hit him
Bootleggers beware  cause yeah I did em
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HEYYYYYYYY)
Give it your best shot  bring it with all you got
And watch the bombs I drop just rock your knot
Cause it ain't wise to address me
I wouldn't advise a schoolteacher to test me
Cause I don't just do em  I run through em
And I don't just hurt  uh uh  I body work em
Lyrical torture  never could support ya
For steppin to me  agony is what it brought ya
Cause you never seen this type of lyrical genius
That could never be touched  and I mean this
So one love  I'mma leave you with the rhythm
Ain't no need to go off  cause yo hon know I did em
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HUH) that's how I did em (HAH)
That's how I did em (HEYYYYYYYY)