Uber (feat. Mike Jones) (Explicit)

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah um
Who put the spiders in my applesauce
Took the pins out my hand grenade
Somebody said that I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye said the devil's not circumcised
Who put spiders in my applesauce
Took the pins out my hand grenade
Somebody tell me I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised
So play me a song on the guitar
Got a rainforest in my cigar
There's knots in my yo-yo string
Put a crown on my stallion I'm the Polo king
I fell in love with a go-go dancer she a single mom
The underdog like to play the game with Diddy Kong
She the god type throw that b***h a Klondike
Everything is alright see it's written in the Psalms
I told her I get rich off my little songs
Gave her a million reasons that she should come along
Immediately she dropped her s**t
But everywhere I go they told me Watch yo b***h
God d**n I guess I got another one
Good vibrations Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up
F**k air my b***h's a*s is like a plump pear
And she ain't pretty or ugly I say she just fair
Man this life is unfair
Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to lose
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you
I said
I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to do
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you
Stunting' in a Uber
Yeah b***h
Stuntin' in a Uber
Yeah b***h
Stuntin' in a Uber
I'm readin' old Playboy magazines
Somethin' from the '50s when the journalism had its peak
You play the background you just a member of the faculty
I'm actually out here decision makin'
Had to get my s**t together I was missin' payments
I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous
She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
She got her own story just let the b***h explain it
Mac I think the girl that you speakin' 'bout
Was in fact the same chick late-night creepin' out
Sneakin' out my homie knew her told me keep an eye
Found out she was twerkin' found out she wasn't workin'
The whole game switched when my man hit
Got me rollin' in a circle top-down blowin' purple
Seen the parkin' lot I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle
I said
Seen the parkin' lot I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle
Swang switchin' lane to lane still tippin'
Trunk up top down call it parkin' lot pimpin'
Mike Jones
Switchin' lane to lane still tippin'
Trunk up top down call it parkin' lot pimpin'
Mac
Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to lose
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you
I said
I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to do
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you
Stunting' in a Uber
Yeah b***h
Stuntin' in a Uber
Yeah b***h
Stuntin' in a Uber