7 Days To Change Your Life

Just one local call and you'll see
A happy path through life  not for free
A little bit fat  you can't get a girl
You're short on cash  I'll change your world
The only way now  is straight up
Your deepest despair  I'll make it stop
Just 19 95  on major credit cards
And you'll stay alive  you'll go far
In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life
I know sometimes your life is a b**ch
So come purchase my easy fix
I've been there myself  sad fat and bald
Soon with my help  you'll have it all
I'll build you back up for the fight
You'll be so wound up your stomachs tight
You're the life of the party  get yourself laid
Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid
In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life
Yeah
So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed
I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
And I was smoking w**d and I was in a mess
And that's when it happened
So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life
I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars
And even wives and they would always tend to my every need
So do you see what you can be  baby when you're with me
In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life