A Gangsta's Fairytale

Once upon a time
In the black part of the city
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Yo ice cube man
Why you
Yo ice cube man
Why you always kicking the sh*t about the b**ches
And the niggas
Want you kick some sh*t about the kids man
The f**king kids
Little boys and girls they all love me
Come sit on the lap of i-c-e
And let me tell you a story or two
About a punk a** ni**a I knew
Named jack he wasn't that nimble
Wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
Ran up the street 'cause he was piping hot
Met a b**ch named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two
And he had the hoe
At that type of sh*t he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a little nap
Dumb b**ch gave him the claps
Then he had to go see doctor bombay
Got a shot in the a** he was on his way
To make some money why not
Down on sesame street
The d**e spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold d**e out the front
But in back m*******a grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a air jordan
Ride to the fellow mister rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sitting on lorenzoes
He broke out
Little bo peep
Smoked out
Saw her and her friends selling sheepskins
Yo yo I got sheepskins
Yo my empty sheepskins
Yo baby what's up with that
Hickory dickory dock
It was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be giving up the cock
I don't doubt it she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with snow white she was f**king her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors too
Red riding hood and little boy blue
A bad influence
Yo I don't know
But ice cubell tell the kids how the story should go
Yeah money that's it yeah money that's it
This is little russ in the house
Rock that sh*t homey rock that sh*t
Well you know the rest
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint drinking some 8 ball
Three little pigs in a coup de ville
Looking for the wolf to kill
They're f**ked up and they want revenge
Them and humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies 'cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And mister rogers is getting mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were making
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
'Cause mister rogers found out quick
That humpty dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the motherf**king wolf was next
So mister rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
Were gonna f**k up the pigs
And take they ho
'Cause cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve giving up a**
Double barrels all loaded and cocked
As soon as they show
They gonna get popped
They bailed down sesame street and caught them
Little boy blue is up front giving orders
Little did they know cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence
Yo I don't know
Ice cubell tell the kids how the stories should go
Aiyo man was that d**e enough for you
Yeah you are you in the house
We ought to here see ya
Yeah you better go home
For I whoop your little bad a**