That Don't Impress Me Much

Ow
Uh-huh yeah yeah
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original a know-it-all
Oh-oh you think you're special
Oh-oh you think you're something else
Okay so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh yeah yeah
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oh you think you're special
Oh-oh you think you're something else
Okay so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
Oh oh uuh
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Yeah
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Come on baby tell me you must be joking right
Oh-oh you think you're something special
Oh-oh you think you're something else
Okay so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
Oh oh uuh
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Don't impress me
Oh oh no you think you're cool but have you got the touch
Now now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long cold lonely night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh yeah yeah
Okay so what do you think you're Elvis or something
That don't impress me
That don't impress me