III. Life: The Biggest Troll [Andrew Auernheimer] (Explicit)

Man made the web you don't need a name
Man made of faults I ain't too ashamed
Every thought I had put it in a box
Everybody see it just before the cops
Trolling trolling trolling these niggas
Rickrolling these niggas they mad 'cause they don't know any better
Hold up it's the kid quick tell him he can't sit with us
F**k it got money bought friends like I'm TBS
VVS I can see it all with the clarity
Real-D hope they dig a ni**a 'fore they bury me
Even though we were told to go where they wouldn't go
Hella slow that's that dial up watch it pile up
Bla
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
We are the dreams of our parents lost in the future
Who hide the deepest desires and wear a mask like a lucha-
Door open we were smoking in the hotel
The vapors went through the hallway the manager pissed as hell
I mean where's the line between Donnie G and Gambino
He hang with girls like he Lena but needed some time to re up
Tequila in the cantina thirty dollars I swallowed
The sauce was so malo then she said you need to grow up
You been doing this for too long
That camp was a million years ago sing me a different song
Whether you're trolling or controlling just a reminder
You think you get it you don't it's the Andrew Auernheimer
Now I'm back
Give a f**k or give 'em hell just not a chance to react
Tyler Durden this burden hurtin' they said there was curtains
Certain demise look in his eyes the pain inadvertent
I could've stayed where I was and have a life you'd be proud of
But I'd rather chase things never thought of
It was all love saying go hard
Making d**e it's a trap Ackbar backfired
Panic dreams so it seems we're meant to die
I had to figure it out it's the best  no that's a lie
Had to get some stuff off my chest I vaporized
High on my own it took time to realize
Because the internet mistakes are forever
But if we f**k up on this journey at least we're together
Man I wish I could go back and tell that kid it's make-believe
Make 'em believe in themselves people who needed my help
Feelings I felt keeling myself no one's ever been this lost
I just get the information retweeted or say it sucks
I just got the motivation your talent's just a bunch of luck
Hard work and dedication but lately it's run amok
Waking up in these places I don't remember
Texts from people I never met doors left open
Still on the beat though
Still in the game but he moves with a cheat code
Slowest connection ever my life inside a computer
Them bands that'll make 'em dance my wallet's Lollapalooza
The violence first-person shooter
First person to move first person to speak
My mils aren't meek they scream in the streets
Losing my frame of reference these pieces are sh*t with breakfast
Funny the day you born that's really your death sentence
I met this girl at a dinner we conversating
She beautiful in the face but her voice is truly amazing
Plus she write her own sh*t becoming so close knit
Smoke up and talking to eat she helping me focus
No Anna Nicole Smith she getting hers
Niggas taking props like a musical live and learn
She say she feel alone all the time I'm similar
I meet her in my dreams on the moon I visit her
Every night I text her I wanna solve the world I think I need your help
She text me how you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself
I mean she right though 45 like a light-bulb
And I could've died like my iPhone but I kept going like a psycho
And I took chance like a dice roll dropping jewels like it's puberty
Wrote a note on the glass you see what these labels do to me
Texts said I'm Wet  I said hold up wait up a minute
H2O plus my D that's the hood I'm living in it
Never forget this feeling never gonna reach a million
Eventually all my followers realize they don't need a leader
Stay on your own sh*t f**k what these clones think
Just remember that you the sh*t but act like it don't stink
We were childish but had to grow up
When you spitting real sh*t eventually you throw up
Realities like allergies I'm afraid to go nuts
Life's the biggest troll but the joke is on us
Yeah the joke's you showed up
You're here now you have to help me
You have to help me
I need you you have to help me
You have to help me
You have to help me
Please help me
Please help me
Please
Please help me
Please