Tango Problematique (From “Stories From Norway”)

Hola Mr Byberg
Thank you for your time
We have a tiny problem
No no don't worry
Your tower will be fine
It's just a tiny problem
Remember when we told you that your diving tower floats
Turns out not to be exactly true
But with a little money we will fix in no time
We just need a million or two
The wind the waves the floating fundament are all just tiny problems
Can you sign right here please
The shape the anchor
The supply of cement are just tiny tiny problems
And also sign right here
You know how we said it will only take two
Weeks turns out it will be more like two years
And here and here
But who's to blame certainly not us
We assure you we are expert engineers
The flood the tide
The horrible delays minor problems please don't be alarmed
We'll install som fancy lights
Move it to another site
Everything makes sense it's just a matter of expense
Hamar the things I do
I do them all for you
Free dives for everyone
Diving is super fun
Hamar I love you