DR. WHOEVER (Explicit)

Sad on your muthaf**kin' b-day b***h what the f**k
Don't you realize you poppin'
Every time you walk in the room you break necks
Necks but you tellin' me you sad on your muthaf**kin' b-day
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I sit here and tell you my problems
That's how this work right
I'm s'posed to be open and honest
But I got time right
My n***as having sessions and I'm doin' sessions
Can't man up if masculinity your only weapon
Man I've thought about suicide a hundred times
But I'd hate to disappoint and see my mama cry
Birthdays these days be the worst days
'Cause I know I'm getting older and not happier
Me and my father love each other but we barely show it
He hates that I left home
And the lawn is now his to mow it
He look at my generation and think that fashion's over
I kill my sister if she ever model fashion nova true
I'm always on a flight or I'm in a hurry
Yeah
I miss when losing my virginity was my only worry
Yeah
Back when putting on a condom had me really scary scary
And milkshakes were the only time we'd eat a cherry
I think learning how to eat p***y from someone who eat p***y
Is better than learning from someone who doesn't
And that's word to my ex
And that's word to my tongue
And that's word to the woman
Who had my heart beatin' drums drums drums
Yeah
Love is what I cherished and miss parrish yeah
Flew all the way to paris
And we made out on my terrace yeah
I kept it on the low low
'Cause I was in love love
And the shade I had in my room was already enough enough
I'm going on some dates and I'm making some plans
But it's hard to find some love
If the girl is a fan fan
And after we f**k she want a picture with me
She got me feeling like paper boi
But I cry when she leaves
Yeah
These intros ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will ferrell's a*s can't even handle this weather
Tune in your speakers and please be my dr whoever
I said I said
These intros ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will ferrell's a*s can't even handle this weather
Tune in your speakers and please be my dr whoever yeah
Yeah uh-huh uh-huh woo
Yes Sir yeah look
Boy you looking big mad
When you see a young brotha up in first class
Hey
And you d**n right my ego like lavar ball
Yeah
They hate to see a black man
Who can't get blackballed skrrt yeah
I said my paper long yeah
My paper long yeah
You d**n right b***h b***h
My paper long long
It's that yellow mellow fellow
Yeah that yellowstone hey
Play the cello for the fellows fake as silicone
I went from plaque in my teeth
To having plaques on the wall
Gold album with platinum records who woulda thought
Aha
Young n***a like jigga
Tryna make me a boss
I'll take my mama to louis
And take your girl to the ross n***a
Aha
Back in the muthaf**kin' building ah
Your boo thing want my children yeah
My net worth gon' be a billion three
Shorty gimme head like ceiling two
Dick disappear chameleon one
And like I'm muthaf**kin' rollin'
My whip bought it's not stolen
These intros ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will ferrell's a*s can't even handle this weather
Tune in your speakers and please be my dr whoever yeah
Hey doc do I tell 'em how I actually feel
Or do I see a therapist and numb
The pain with the pills
They swear n***as play tough won't even smile in mirrors
And we learn to f**k hoes off trial and error
Friday nights where them broke n***as ball out
And aminé be the name that your girlfriend gon' call out
Call out
To all my n***as with some melanin
Let your feelings settle in
If you feelin' worthless
You should probably go and tell a friend yeah
But I should take that advice
This year has been crazy
What the f**k is my life
My best friend got married
You can bet that I cried
I met spike and brad pitt no malls I'm saks fifth n***a
Get your s**t together and turn the f**k up