Funny Honey

For her first number
Miss roxie hart let to sings a song of love and devotion
Dedicated to her dear husband amos
Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care he'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm down sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik that's no great physique
And lord knows he ain't got the smarts
But look at that soul I tell you that whole
Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world slandered my name
Why he'd be right there taking the blame
He loves me so and it all suits me fine
That funny sunny honey hubby of mine
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that sap
Look at him go ratting on me
With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up oh I'll know who brought the twine
That scummy crummy dummy hubby of mine night