Teddy Picker
Arctic Monkeys"Teddy Picker" is a song by Arctic Monkeys, released in 2007 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:37 long and contains 39 lines and 276 words.
Lyrics
0:15It's sped up to the point where they provoke
0:18The punchline before they have told the joke
0:21Can see a desperation to be seen
0:24Staring at the television screen
0:27It's sped up to the point where they provoke
0:30You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke
0:34Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
0:37It wasn't in the top 100list
0:40And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
0:44Don't be surprised when you get bent over
0:47They told ya but you were dyin' for it
0:53Saw it and she grabbed it
0:55And it wasn't what it seemed
0:56The kids all dream of making it
0:58Whatever that means
0:59Another variation on a theme
1:02A tangle on the television and the magazine
1:06D'you reckon that they do it for a joke
1:09D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
1:11That says that We are defenders
1:15Of any poseur or professional
1:20Pretender around '
1:24And when did your list replace the twist and turn
1:28And the fist replaced a kiss
1:30Don't concern us with your bollocks
1:33I don't want your prayer
1:36Save it for the morning after
2:03And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
2:07Don't be surprised when you get bent over
2:11They told ya but you were gagging for it
2:16Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
2:18Not quick enough can I have it quicker
2:20Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
2:23Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
2:24Not quick enough can I have it quicker
2:26Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
2:29Presuming that all things are equal
2:33Who'd want to be men of the people
2:37When there's people like you
It's sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Can see a desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen It's sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100list And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya but you were dyin' for it Saw it and she grabbed it And it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it Whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath That says that We are defenders Of any poseur or professional Pretender around ' And when did your list replace the twist and turn And the fist replaced a kiss Don't concern us with your bollocks I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya but you were gagging for it Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker Already thick and you're gettin' thicker Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker Already thick and you're gettin' thicker Presuming that all things are equal Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you
Translation
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