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My First Wedding

The Wombats
2007-11-054:07 minSynced lyrics

"My First Wedding" is a song by The Wombats, released in 2007 in the Pop genre. The song is 4:07 long and contains 29 lines and 283 words.

Lyrics

0:30This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
0:36Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
0:42So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
0:48I'm tactically positioned
0:49Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
1:08This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick
1:14If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
1:20As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
1:26Because she's my heartless b**ch that I just can't seem to get enough of
1:50She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
1:56She'll steal your mind first then your car
2:02She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
2:08Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
2:14Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
2:20My head is spinning round and my legs are break dancing he's pissed
2:26I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
2:32I can't remember exactly what I said
2:34But I remember being chased up the street
2:56She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:02She'll steal your mind first then your car
3:08She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:14Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
3:20She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:26She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:32She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:38She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
3:56She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
4:02She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
4:07She's not that beautiful
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless b**ch that I just can't seem to get enough of
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are break dancing he's pissed
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But I remember being chased up the street
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful

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