Beer Or Gasoline

Two dollars shy
Of a five dollar bill
Last mile I pushed my truck uphill
About hurt me
I left my truck by the pump
Right where I parked it
Walked through the doors
Of the last chance market
Have mercy
I was thirsty
The guy behind the counter said
What's it gonna be
I said I don't know man
You tell me
It's a gallon of gas
Or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank
One comes in a sack
Makes life complicated
When it costs the same
Hell it ain't no fun
To do without one
But I'll do a lot of walkin'
If my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make
If you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline
I could feel that video
Camera watch me
Checkin' out the sale
On the ol' milwaukee
Mmm three bucks to my name
That cooler had every brand known to man
Tall boys bottles
And aluminum cans
Aww what a shame
And it's gettin' pretty bad
When you finally discover
It all comes down
To either one or the other
It's a gallon of gas
Or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank
One comes in a sack
Makes life complicated
When it costs the same
Hell it ain't no fun
To do without one
But I'll do a lot of walkin'
If my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make
If you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline
I could see where this is headed
And I'm tired of talkin'
A cold beer unleaded
Hello I'm walkin'
It's a gallon of gas
Or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank
One comes in a sack
Makes life complicated
When it costs the same
Hello it ain't no fun
To do without one
But I'll do a lot of walkin'
If my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make
If you know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline
A beer or gasoline
It's a gallon of gas
Or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank
One comes in a sack
Now it ain't no fun
To do without one
But I'll do a lot of walkin'
If my motor don't run