That's A Lie (Explicit)

That’s A Lie - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)
Yo man I got this def Rolex watch man
$100'000 watch man
I sell it to you for 400
You got 80
Dig dig this man
I got a rich rich rich rich girl man
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
Full of criss-crossed fits you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed you're a treath to mankind
That's a lie
You know what my records is about man
You know how much money we get man
Come on
You're a liar
Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
That's a lie
I'm gettin cold money every day
You're a liar
You'll need a wheel barrow for all that sh*t in my office
You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
You lied and a body builder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut
You claim to do things no one could achieve
You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe
That's a lie
I got this Japanese girl man
Lee man takes good care of me
You're a liar
Yo she's so def man
Wipes my butt
That's a lie
Everybody be beefin man about what Rush doin
You're a liar
You seen my new Mercedes man
Giant Jabber-Jaw biggest liar I ever saw
You said you got a mansion you don't got half a floor
Professor of Super Lies you can lecture at my school
You said you liked Felix Unger sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled
Your story's so remarkable it shouldn't be revealed
You said you had a Benz you don't got four wheels
That's a lie
I got a Maserati man what are you talkin 'bout
You're a liar
I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it
That's a lie
Man don't front you know what Rush is about man
You're a liar
Yo why you be illin man
You know what time what time it is
Then you start to lie about things you don't have
You speak of limousines You can't afford a cab
Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle
You promised your girl filet mignon took her to White Castle
You said you have a lot of women you don't even know a few
'There are 8 million stories' and they're all made up by you
That's a lie
Rush man
Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw
You're a liar
It's gon' keep the bullets off your back
That's a lie
You know why stations play our records
Cause the kids'll tear the station apart
Kids'll rip it down
Said your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25
Said your father beat Joe Lewis but homebody took a dive
You said you used tootpaste your teeth are yellow like my gold
A brand new pair of Lee's that's the skirt your sister stole
That's a lie
Yo man
All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush
You're a liar
Word man Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day
That's a lie
Talkin so much about 'Rush Rush' every time
You're liar
That hoes just be beefin man
'Rush this and Rush that'
That's a lie
World's biggest thing man
Rush is gettin all the money man
You're liar
Wheel barrow full of money ya understand me
That's a lie
That they be rollin that sh*t in my office all day
You're a liar
Nothin but money and it be green
That's a lie
Don't front man you know what Rush is about man
Rush gets money man
You're liar
My Maserati is bad man it's blue and green and gold
That's a lie
I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring man
You're a liar
I just wanna look good man
So I got one
That's a lie
Like that we be cold gettin money at Rush man
Jewels be them thangs
You're a liar
Rings and things man all that type of stuff
That's a lie
Man I got 900 pairs of Reeboks man
Pair of Adidas
You're a liar
I got every color of Adiddas they ever made man
That's a lie
My man Steve that's a porno star man
And he be bringin them hoes to the house
You're a liar
Word man they be over my house
That's a lie
Yo that girl at my house man
Lee man
She cleans up behind me man
You're a liar
Yo she cleans up behind me does everything I say man
That's a lie
Yo man sweet little Japanese thing man
Takin care of me man
You're a l-
Yo man
That's a lie