Me

Love was a former owner
But quiet is renting our house
It seizes my lips from speaking
But forms a sarcastic smile
Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows
You ask me  if there's someone else
I replied  yes  hell yes
You asked me if it's another man
I said no
You laughed and say is it a woman
I say  yeah
Surprisingly you asked for honey's name
And her name is me
And she loves me
More than you'll ever know
And I finally see that
Loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently  she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy  you know if I have to choose
I choose me
And she told me to tell you
To never to hurt me again
'Cause if you haven't
Heard she's a bad chick
Even though I haven't been  no
Yet and still you try and test me
By raisin' an angry hand  put it down
Put it down
I'm leavin' don't try and stop me  no
I'm late and she is waiting  yes
My love for me is too much so I can't stay
And her name is me
And she loves me more
Than you'll ever know
And I finally see that
Loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently  she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy  you know if I have to choose
I choose me
'Cause she's actually formin' a threesome
And I'm happy that I can join them
And their names are
Me  myself and I
And her name is me
She loves me more
Than you'll ever know
I finally see that loving you
And loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently  she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy  you know if I have to choose
I choose me
She's waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
Gotta choose between you two
And you know if I have to choose
I choose me
Me  I gotta go with me