Egg Man
Beastie Boys"Egg Man" is a song by Beastie Boys, released in 1989 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:25 long and contains 55 lines and 445 words.
Lyrics
0:16I looked out the window and seen his bald head
0:18I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
0:20Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
0:22Launched that shot and he was caught out there
0:24Saw the convertible driving by
0:26Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
0:28He went for his to find he didn't have one
0:30Put him in check correct with my egg gun
0:33The egg a symbol of life
0:35Go inside your house and bust out your wife
0:37Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke
0:39The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
0:41Reached in his pocket took all his cash
0:43Left my man standing with an egg moustache
0:45Suckers they come a dime a dozen
0:47And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
0:51Yeh that's right I'm the egg man
0:54Driving around king of the town
0:59Always got my windows rolled down
1:02You know I'm the egg man
1:04Once upon a time
1:06Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg
1:08He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
1:10Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
1:11Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot
1:14Which came first the chicken or the egg
1:16I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
1:18Riding the trains in between cars
1:20When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
1:22Drive by eggings plaguing la
1:24Yo they just got my little cousin ese
1:26Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
1:28It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
1:30People laugh it's no joke
1:31My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
1:34Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
1:36It was then that I caught catching people out there
1:38Up on the roof in my car
1:42Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite
1:47The mack I'm the egg man
1:50Taxi driver I'm the egg man
1:55We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
1:59We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back
2:03Sam I am down with the program
2:05Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
2:07Come halloween you know I come strapped
2:09I throw it at a sucker k pap
2:11You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
2:13You go through life with egg on your face
2:15You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
2:17You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
2:19Families puck rocks the businessman
2:21I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
2:23Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
2:25But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
I looked out the window and seen his bald head I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair Launched that shot and he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly He went for his to find he didn't have one Put him in check correct with my egg gun The egg a symbol of life Go inside your house and bust out your wife Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke The trigger I pulled his face the yoke Reached in his pocket took all his cash Left my man standing with an egg moustache Suckers they come a dime a dozen And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee Yeh that's right I'm the egg man Driving around king of the town Always got my windows rolled down You know I'm the egg man Once upon a time Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg Tossed it out the window three minutes hot Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot Which came first the chicken or the egg I egged the chicken then I ate his leg Riding the trains in between cars When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours Drive by eggings plaguing la Yo they just got my little cousin ese Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy People laugh it's no joke My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke Now they got me in a cell but I don't care It was then that I caught catching people out there Up on the roof in my car Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite The mack I'm the egg man Taxi driver I'm the egg man We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back Sam I am down with the program Green eggs and ham yosemite sam Come halloween you know I come strapped I throw it at a sucker k pap You made the mistake you judge a man by his race You go through life with egg on your face You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling Families puck rocks the businessman I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand Not like the crack that you put in a pipe But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
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