The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar
Sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin'
And makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said
"Man  what happened to you
Why can't you just have a few "
He said
"I would if I could
But it's probably best that I don't "
Cause the more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah  I'm the world's greatest lover
And a dancin' machine
I get loud  I get proud
And it gets worse
Well if I have one
I'll have thirteen
Naw  there ain't no in-between
Cause  the more I drink
The more I drink
A couple of cold ones
And somebody hands me a shot
Hell  even buck-tooth
And bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
And sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah  once I get on a roll
Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Yep-yep
Humm  that's what I'm talking about
Man  if I have one
I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah  the more I drink
The more I drink  the more I drink