Calgone (Explicit)

On my way home
Police car pulled me over
After they left  I puttered out of gas
Triple-a came  but my card was expired
I had to walk home  and of course
It rained half the time (half the time)
I tried to get some shut-eye
Then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt  BUTT  BUTT
They sampled a bit of my D N A
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty
Then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
Then I heard the voice say
"come sail aboard S S  Nepenthe "
I suppose I'm to blame
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy
Who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee
In actuality  I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Calgone