Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat

Well  I see you got your brand
New leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yes  I see you got your brand
New leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well  you must tell me  baby
How your head feels
Under somethin' like that
Under your brand new
Leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well  you look so pretty in it
Honey  can I jump on it sometime
Yes  I just wanna see
If it's really that expensive kind
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well  if you wanna see the sun rise
Honey  I know where
We'll go out and see it sometime
We'll both just sit there and stare
Me with my belt
Wrapped around my head
And you just sittin' there
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well  I asked the doctor
If I could see you
It's bad for your health  he said
Yes  I disobeyed his orders
I came to see you
But I found him there instead
You know  I don't mind
Him cheatin' on me
But I sure wish
He'd take that off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well  I see you got a new boyfriend
You know  I never seen him before
Well  I saw him
Makin' love to you
You forgot to close the garage door
You might think
He loves you for your money
But I know what he really loves you for
It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat