Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Goupie

Now roland the roadie was only a toadie
Who set up the lights and the mikes for the shows
And gertrude the groupie was a rock and roll fan
Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows
Roland the roadie met gertrude the groupie
At a rock concert back in bayonne
He tried to seduce said he'd introduce
Her to all of the beatles and stones
So roland the roadie got gertrude
The groupie a seat in the balcony above
And gertrude the groupie felt grateful
And groovy but roland the roadie felt love
And some folks loves ham hocks and
Some folks loves pork chops and some folks love vegetable soup
But roland the roadie loves gertrude the groupie
But gertrude the groupie loves groups
She stood up and screamed as the amber
Spot gleamed on her heroes so skinny and tall
With their eyelids so droopy and gertrude
The groupie and she was in love with them all
Roland the roadie told gertrude
The groupie to wait and he'd be her man
But while he dreamed of a rose covered home
She was out with the group in the van
Hey gertie get out here come on babe come on out of there
I know you're in there
The whole trailer's moving baby
What about me
Gertie
Oh gertie
Now roland the roadie is back on the road
His heart has been broken again
And gertrude the groupie waits out in the cold
For the very next group to come in
And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks
Loves pork chops and some folks loves vegetable soup
And roland the roadie loves gertrude the groupie
But gertrude the groupie loves groups
Groups groups groups