Look at the Animals

The tiny ant leaves his tiny
Ant drops in the sand
And makes his home
Inside a rusty watering can
Occasionally going out to look for bread and jam
He runs into a sparrow
Who hasn't eaten for a week
And later quite contented
The sparrow cleans his beak
Failing to notice p**sy cat
Has come out to take a leak
Our cat partakes of dinner
When a sodden kangaroo
Emerges from the undergrowth
And asks to use the loo
Kangaroos aren't usually dangerous
For that would never do
My goodness will you look at
All the animals queuing on the stairs
Look at the animals in the zoo
How would you like to be one
They're waiting to use the lavatory
And putting chewing gum in each
Others hair
Look at the animals look at you
Well how would you like to free one
Good gracious will you look at
All the animals playing with their tools
Look at the animals look at you
Well how would you like to queer one
Flying from the chandeliers
And treading in their elephantine stools
Look at the animals two by two
Aren't you glad to be one
This kangaroo's a lunatic
And his pouch is very full
Of p**sy cats and penguins
Who can't fly as a rule
But then neither could the p**sy cat
He never went to school
The kangaroo gets nervous
When confronted by the size
Of an elephant named Simon
Who is always telling lies
He swears he wears green corduroys
And can button up his fly
Presently a fatter simony's indigestion fails
He regurgitates the whole damn mess
Into an aluminum pail
And the tiny ant scuttles back
Inside his watering can
Occasionally going out to look for bread and jam