Make Out Club

If I recall correctly
It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys
Contiplating what summer will bring
We started talkin' about girls
And it was the funniest thing
As I started to remember
Some of the funniest things
See there was ashley
She caught my eye the
Very second that she passed
Me
I kissed her once
Then she started to harass me
She called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone
And let me see
There was melanie
To have a mouth like that
Should be a felony
Wouldn't believe half the
Sh*t that she was tellin' me
I mean dirty vocab
She used to talk like she was drunk
And after that was tiffany
The one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin' me
She had a man
But that didn't mean sh*t to me
He tried to catch us all the time
But I was just too god d**n smooth
And I can't forget to mention carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
'Cause after 2 dates
She was like let's get married
Can you believe that sh*t
I had to pack my bags and move
They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect
Is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
I'll always remember monica
The jewish chick
She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah
To met her folks she'd try
And make me rock
A yarmulke
But she looked so d**n good
She almost made my ass convert
And after that there was lisa
She had a twin sister teresa
I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza
The greatest night of my life
Schleps to rock that kill to birds
And there was erica
She had the stankest breath in north america
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
But they were scared of her
And when we made out
I always had to plug my nose
And I suppose your know the sister
Shoot I swear by hand and god
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
But she got a lot of blisters
I mean hammer time feet
You think she had walked
From boca raton
They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect
Is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
Hey matt
Remember kathryn
She talked so much
I used to make her bring me asprin
Bla bla bla bla
I'm doin' fine thanks for askin
I even tried to make a muzzle
But her mouth would just not quit
Oh sh*t
Remember shauna
I hate to bring her up again
I didn't want her
That girl I talked about
In that girls a dog song
Yea the poster girl for paxil
Almost made me lose
My grip
And oh sh*t
Then there was krystal
The meth head
She used to sniff like a fist full
One time she chased me
Down the street with a
Pistol
She tried to say I took her stash
She bugged out and tried to kill my ass
And at last we got kimmy
She went abroad
Came back
And broke up with me
And so I ripped up all the letters that she
Sent me
I cried for like 3 days
Then it was back to my evil ways
They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect
Is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect
Is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same
Mistakes that I'm tryin
Not to