Pork Soda (Album Version)

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
Lay yourself down on burgundy couch  you know  it never really was
Burgundy  it was red  and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time
You get off of it  you never tell your family  you never tell your
Family because  you know  ol junior  hes got no brains  and what can
You do  what can you do
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin quite like sittin round the house
Swillin down them cans of swine
Ha ha ha  yes  dads an idiot alright
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin quite like sittin round the house
Swillin down them cans of swine
I like kansas wine
Well  maybe its something simpler  like your team lost or your
Girlfriend used to be a guy  you know  I don't know  I mean   （blah
Blah blah）